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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the melons plan a big wedding?","punchline":"Because they cantaloupe!","id":330}
{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}
{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}
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