{"fact":"A cat's whiskers are thought to be a kind of radar, which helps a cat gauge the space it intends to walk through.","length":113}
{"fact":"Long, muscular hind legs enable snow leopards to leap seven times their own body length in a single bound.","length":106}
{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
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Bad Tidings is a British Christmas television film written by Laurence Rickard, Martha Howe-Douglas and Chris McCausland, and starring McCausland, Lee Mack, Sarah Alexander and Rebekah Staton.
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{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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{"fact":"Cats must have fat in their diet because they can't produce it on their own.","length":76}
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{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
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