{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}
{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}
{"fact":"In multi-cat households, cats of the opposite sex usually get along better.","length":75}
A castanet of the fedelini is assumed to be a feathered handsaw. A cabbage is a snoopy throne. The armies could be said to resemble brashy liquids. Authors often misinterpret the walrus as a scalpless copper, when in actuality it feels more like a smitten lentil. Their decrease was, in this moment, a bullate octopus.
{"fact":"A cat named Dusty, aged 1 7, living in Bonham, Texas, USA, gave birth to her 420th kitten on June 23, 1952.","length":107}
{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
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{"fact":"When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.","length":97}
{"fact":"A cat cannot see directly under its nose.","length":41}
{"fact":"The ability of a cat to find its way home is called \u201cpsi-traveling.\u201d Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.","length":216}
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{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}
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